When it comes to choosing the right vibrator, ask yourself this.

"Out? In? Or Both?"

Because once you figure that out, WOW! You've just owwwwwwned your pleasure. You see most vibrators are either used:-

1. On the outside of the body (around the clitoris and vulva)
2. On the inside of the body (in the vagina)
3. On the outside AND inside of the body simultaneously (vagina and clitoris)

OUT

1. SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH OUT (EXTERNAL) VIBRATORS?

External vibes are a category that includes bullets, pebble shaped vibrators that fit in the palm of your hand and wands that are super powerful and have a long handle. In recent years, air-pressure toys have been added to this category. You would choose an external vibrator if:

• You are a clitoral queen who can't get enough
• You want something discreet, not a draft stopper
• You love a bit extra when you're being penetrated
• You're at your desk and hanker for an orgasm with your custard tart
• You're on the go and haven't got time for a long session
• You're so power hungry you need to plug that thing in
• You just love all those cute shapes and textures
• You're just not that fussed with the whole internal thang.
• You want something you can use to stroke, caress and pulse over the entire body

IN

2. WHY WOULD I BUY AN IN(TERNAL) VIBRATOR?

The internal category of vibrators vary in length and girth, depending on your preference. Your main consideration, after length and girth, should be whether you want something rigid or flexible. The rigid varieties transmit the vibration further into the body but can feel uncomfortable if someone else is controlling the toy for you. They also add more pressure to the G-spot and cervix giving greater stimulation. Softer toys feel more realistic and are perfect for partner play. Choose an internal toy if:

• You leeeeerve being penetrated and that feeling of fullness
• You've heard about this G-Spot thing and need some help locating it
• Your partner(s) get(s) off on watching you f*ck yourself
• You adore long, experimental sessions discovering your body
• You're a sucker for double penetration
• You'd rather have one toy to do everything because the internal doubles as an external
• You want to keep your vagina healthy, flexible and strong
• You're after something hands free

 BOTH

3. AREN'T THOSE "RABBIT" TOYS A BIT WEIRD?

Who doesn't want clitoral and internal stimulation all at the same time right? Well not everyone - some of us prefer to control things separately. Rabbit toys, or dual stimulators have an internal shaft and an external arm that vibrates over the vulva and clitoris simultaneously. Choose a rabbit if:

• You want it all  - internal, external, blindfold, gag, cuffs, hot mouth...
• Maybe you want some anal while your rabbit takes care of business at the front
• You've found the toy that fits all your parts exactly so why not?
• You want something you can share with your partner

So ask yourself the million dollar question. Do I just want something to use on the outside of my body? Or would I prefer some internal penetration when the mood takes hold? Or do I want everything all at once? Cuppa finished. Decision made. Happy shopping!

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