Table of Contents

Chapter 1 - A (S)witch in the Sheets

Chapter 2 - (S)witching up the Space

Chapter 3 - Out(s)witched

Chapter 4 - A (S)witchmas Spread

A close-up shot of Themme Fatale wearing a black mesh bra and navy lipstick, face to face with Evana De Lune. Evana is wearing a pastel pink bra and bold red lipstick with a gold vibrator necklace between her lips.
Products: Bordelle Kora Soft Cup Bra in Black, Bordelle Kora Basque in Rose, Crave Vesper Necklace in 24K Gold.​​
A mid-shot of Themme Fatale wearing a fishnet thong, strap-on harness, tank top and Doc Martens while straddling Evana De Lune on a kitchen bench. Themme’s pulling Evana’s bra at the sternum, while their knee grazes Evana’s groin. Evana is wearing a black fishnet bra, black cargo pants with wrist cuffs clipped to the belt, and black Doc Martens.
Products: Hopeless Lingerie Lucy 2 Bralette Fishnet, Easy Toys Vegan Over The Door Wrist Cuffs, Hopeless Blair Thong Fishnet, Wildhide Deluxe Leather & Velcro Harness, Wildhide Chrome Handle Whip.​​

You know how it starts; a smouldering gaze and a suggestive lean over the countertop. Then, bam, you’re naked and the turkey baster’s out! If you’re ready for a kinky little quickie before your guests arrive, you’re in luck. This final chapter is all about slipping in a little BDSM around the gift-wrapping and couch-napping.


You aren’t hosting, which means you can afford to be a little late and a whole lot more fashionable to your social events. Especially lunch! Let the heat of the moment entice you to strip down and get slippery. Take your play to the kitchen counter or dining room table and treat yourself to a little entrée. Remember, lube makes quickies all the more enjoyable for all parties. And a little On Arousal Oil goes a long way for vagina-owners.

A mid-shot of Themme Fatale sitting on Evana De Lune’s lap on a kitchen benchtop. Themme is wearing a black tank top, fishnet g-string and strap-on harness, embracing Evana’s head. Evana has her hands around Themme’s waist and is leaning into their neck. Evana wears a black fishnet bra, black cargo pants with a pair of wrist cuffs clipped to the waist.
Products: Hopeless Lingerie Lucy 2 Bralette Fishnet, Easy Toys Vegan Over The Door Wrist Cuffs, Hopeless Blair Thong Fishnet, Wildhide Deluxe Leather & Velcro Harness.​​

Embrace counter culture.

The kitchen setting lends itself to some pretty interesting dynamics. For example, you might want to repurpose those under the mattress restraints under your tabletop or strapped around your island bench fittings. The benchtop, dining table, counter situation also supports couples with height differences. But, if your bench space is not as accommodating as one would hope, explore the textures and dynamics of the space until you find something you like.

A close-up of Themme Fatale’s hands grabbing a pair of wrist cuffs clipped to Evana De Lune’s pants.
Products: Hopeless Lingerie Lucy 2 Bralette Fishnet, Easy Toys Vegan Over The Door Wrist Cuffs.​​
A mid shot of Themme Fatale and Evana De Lune looking seductively into the camera. Themme wears a gold vibrator necklace, black mesh bra and a dark navy lipstick. Evana is wearing a pastel pink strappy basque bra, bold red lip and a black jacket loosely around her arms.
Products: Bordelle Kora Soft Cup Bra in Black, Bordelle Kora Basque in Rose, Crave Vesper Necklace in 24K Gold.​​

Lay back and relax.

Ever had a couch makeout session evolve into something more? Bring your accessories out of the bottom drawer and into the lounge room, and experiment with restraint play in unique configurations. Again, this might mean using your under the mattress setup under the sofa or introducing wrist cuffs and spreader bars into your practice for a comfy, yet confined, pleasure session. Even better, you may invest in a few sex furniture pieces to pull out when quickies call. 


The Liberator Heart Wedge is a cute and unassuming accessory to stash among your throw pillows. Or you may want to take your play a little further with the Liberator Black Label Wedge, a firm pillow with clip on wrist cuff attachments. Fuck it. Go the whole hog, and make your entire lounge setup quickie-friendly with the Liberator Esse Chair II: Black Label.


A mid shot of Themme Fatale and Evana De Lune looking seductively at the camera. Evana is sitting on a kitchen bench, holding a chrome-handled whip and wears a fishnet bra and black cargo pants. Themme Fatale is wearing a black tank top, black fishnet g-string and strap-on harness.
Products: Hopeless Lingerie Lucy 2 Bralette Fishnet, Hopeless Blair Thong Fishnet, Wildhide Deluxe Leather & Velcro Harness, Wildhide Chrome Handle Whip.​​

Tantalise your guest.

Blindfolds are your best friend in the sensory oasis that is the kitchen. Well, at least, for one of you. Treat your partner(s) to a little temperature and texture play while you’re at it. Cool countertops (marble, if you’re fancy), stiff surfaces and reflective ones satisfy all of the senses. You might want to experiment with gently heating up your toys (a warm steel toy is positively scintillating) or keeping your cool with ice cubes at the ready. You could experiment with both, using cooling and warming gels. 


NipZip Ice Cube Nipple Balm comes in Chocolate Mint, dessert anyone?

A portrait shot of Themme Fatale wearing a fishnet thong, strap-on harness, tank top and Doc Martens while straddling Evana De Lune over a kitchen bench. Themme has their right hand behind the nape of Evana’s neck. Evana is wearing a black fishnet bra, black cargo pants with wrist cuffs clipped to the belt, and is gazing up at Themme, while caressing their knee.
Products: Hopeless Lingerie Lucy 2 Bralette Fishnet, Easy Toys Vegan Over The Door Wrist Cuffs, Hopeless Blair Thong Fishnet, Wildhide Deluxe Leather & Velcro Harness.​​
A portrait shot of Themme Fatale wearing a fishnet thong, strap-on harness, tank top and Doc Martens while straddling Evana De Lune over a kitchen bench. Themme has their right hand behind the nape of Evana’s neck. Evana is wearing a black fishnet bra, black cargo pants with wrist cuffs clipped to the belt, and is gazing up at Themme, while caressing their knee.
Products: Hopeless Lingerie Lucy 2 Bralette Fishnet, Easy Toys Vegan Over The Door Wrist Cuffs, Hopeless Blair Thong Fishnet, Wildhide Deluxe Leather & Velcro Harness.​​

Bring it all together

If the last month has taught us anything, it’s that a few trusty accessories like floggers, wrist cuffs, harnesses and restraints go a long way, and that the essentials, like lube, are – well – essential for a reason.

Now, you’ve spent the whole season switching up your roles, your setting, hell, even the scenery, you’ve got what it takes to add a little BDSM magic into your regular pleasure practice. Now, go forth. Pitch a tent. Take a naughty bubble bath. Serve your very own salacious spread for dessert.